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SMUT \sm∂t\ a) Obscenity in speech or writing. b) Pornography.
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5th-Nov-2003 01:45 am - Week Three Extra Challenge
fairy!anj
Well, in honor of the wonderfulness of today - the 5th of November, Matrix Revolutions Day - I've decided to post an extra challenge. You have until 11:59PM CST TONIGHT to post your response.

Pairing: ANY same-sex inter-house pairing that does NOT include Harry. For instance, Ginny/Pansy, or Justin/Cedric, or something like that. MWPP generation okay as well, or Founders generation if you like.
Word Count: 511!
Scenario: Time for your couple's first shag, and the age old question arises: your place or mine?
Words to use:
*dulcet: melodious, harmonious (adjective)
The dulcet tones of Hermione's moans were music to Ginny's ears.
*sagacious: keen, sage, insightful (adjective)
Lisa's sagacious remark about Harry and Draco made Cho feel stupid for not picking up on their relationship sooner.

The challenge is worth three points.
Enjoyyyyy! XD
3rd-Nov-2003 03:01 am(no subject)
leaping man
Yes, I know it's late. I don't mind not getting points for it. ^_~ Just wanted to share anyway.


Word Count: 1770
Pairing: Lucius/Draco
Scenario:
*If Lucius/Draco, Draco has adamantly refused the Dark Mark every time he has been asked about it, and Lucius decides to try more...unconventional means of persuasion. (The outcome of it is, of course, your choice.)
Words to use:
*deprecate: protest against/express disapproval of (this is a verb, so any conjugation of the verb is fair game)
-Professor Snape deprecated Draco's relationship with Zacharias Smith, saying that he deserved better than a Hufflepuff.
*sedulous: persevering (adjective)
-Harry continued to move his hand sedulously, almost mechanically, refusing to give up until Justin had reached orgasm.

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2nd-Nov-2003 01:50 pm(no subject)
fairy!anj
Week Two Challenge

Title: Persuasion
Word Count: 4920
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Draco/Lucius (with Draco/Boy!Blaise, Draco/Harry, and Lucius/Voldemort)
Scenario: Draco has adamantly refused the Dark Mark every time he has been asked about it, and Lucius decides to try more...unconventional means of persuasion.
Words to use:
*deprecate:
protest against/express disapproval of
*sedulous: persevering (adjective)
Warnings: Incest, chan, violence/abuse
A/N: I think Malfoycest is just soooooo damn sexy, but I sorta ran out of steam toward the end and wasn't sure how to conclude it. I'm pretty happy with it though. I took a bit of liberty with the situation, but I think it still applies.

Grr. And since LJ is RETARDED, I had to post it as an HTML file. That's what I get for writing bloody long smutfics, I guess. *chuckles*

Persuasion
2nd-Nov-2003 06:40 pm - Stand Off
Well, my very first entry is also my very first written piece, hope its okay, its probably not smutty enough but I did try! honest!

Author:Parceltongue
Word Count:2327
Rating: R at a push...maybe?
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Scenario: Harry and Draco are in love, but neither wants to admit it.
Words to use:
*bellicose*vagary:


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1st-Nov-2003 01:23 am - Week Three Challenge
fairy!anj
Ah, NaNo month. I know we will alllll be busy this month, but whenever you feel like taking a break, see if you can spin out a piece of smut! It's a good way to relax, believe me!

Still waiting on those Week Two challenges - you have til Sunday night, the 2nd, at 11:59PM, to deliver that. But, in case you'd like to push forward, here's week three!

Pairing: Harry/Draco
Scenario: Harry and Draco are in love, but neither wants to admit it.
Words to use:
*bellicose:
pugnacious, in a fighting manner.
For several years, before Harry discovered rough sex, his attitude toward Snape was bellicose; he wanted nothing more than to beat the hell out of the older man.
*vagary: a strange or erratic idea or action
Draco's hormones were so messed up one morning, he had a vagary regarding Crabbe's shaggability, and was so disgusted with himself that he had to go take another shower.

Good luck with this one! And have fun!
28th-Oct-2003 10:35 am - Gift
whale
Title: Gift
author: _hannelore
Pairing: Harry/Snape
Rating: R (violence)
Word count: 1,680

Scenario: Snape is fulfilling his role as a double agent by bringing Harry to Voldemort, but Harry is actually infiltrating so he can face Voldemort on his own terms and kill him. Voldemort is pleased with Snape's accomplishment, and gives him Harry as a gift, on the condition that Snape performs for an audience of Death Eaters.

A/N: I'm really not sure if this is even allowable as a smut challenge as there is very little actual smut involved and is more woefully depressing than anything else. The pairing is still implied, however.

Words to use:
*deprecate: protest against/express disapproval of
*sedulous: persevering (adjective)

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26th-Oct-2003 11:41 pm - Week One Challenge
fairy!anj
Week One Challenge

Title: Possession
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3935 *blushes*
Situation: Remus reaches the end of his tether when he sees Sirius shamelessly flirting with one too many people, and decides to remind Sirius who he belongs to.
Words to Use:
*abjure: to promise or swear to give up
*nascent: coming into existence/emerging

A/N: Yeah, so Dom!Remus is really hard to write...but now that I've found him, I want to have his puppies. He's just far too much fun.

Aside from that, I don't really like the way I ended it, but oh well. Maybe I'll try reworking it some other time. *shrugs*

And...yeah...we won't talk about the length.

Enjoy!

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26th-Oct-2003 06:19 pm(no subject)
that thing
Title: Deal
Author: Arby
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Scenario: Remus reaches the end of his tether when he sees Sirius shamelessly flirting with one too many people, and decides to remind Sirius who he belongs to.
Words to Use:
*abjure: to promise or swear to give up
*nascent: coming into existence/emerging
Author's Notes: I don't really ever write fanfic. **; So uh... yeah.

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25th-Oct-2003 03:01 pm(no subject)
Enemies/Lovers
Author: Vincents Ear
Title: Get Used To It
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Scenario: Remus reaches the end of his tether when he sees Sirius shamelessly flirting with one too many people, and decides to remind Sirius who he belongs to.
Words to Use:
*abjure: to promise or swear to give up
*nascent: coming into existence/emerging

A/N: This is actually, in all honesty, the first fic I have EVER written. It was alot of fun, hopefully it's not terrible and awful. ;) I was a little unsure about the words but I think I got them in alright.
I also apologize if the formatting is off since I copied it from word. If it's terrible, leave me a comment and I'll set up a link to it elsewhere.


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25th-Oct-2003 02:38 am - Week Two Challenge
fairy!anj
Hello, all!

First off, I'd like to say that you guys are doing a great job thus far! What I've read has been excellent and good fun, and I can't wait to see what the rest of you come up with!

Posting the Week Two challenge. This one is standard, worth one point - two if you post with a HP slash-related icon. Since last week's was kind of hard (dom!Remus? come on!), I'm gonna make this week's a bit easier on you.

Pairing: Harry/Snape or Draco/Lucius
Scenario:
*If Harry/Snape, Snape is fulfilling his role as a double agent by bringing Harry to Voldemort, but Harry is actually infiltrating so he can face Voldemort on his own terms and kill him. Voldemort is pleased with Snape's accomplishment, and gives him Harry as a gift, on the condition that Snape performs for an audience of Death Eaters.
*If Lucius/Draco, Draco has adamantly refused the Dark Mark every time he has been asked about it, and Lucius decides to try more...unconventional means of persuasion. (The outcome of it is, of course, your choice.)
Words to use:
*deprecate: protest against/express disapproval of (this is a verb, so any conjugation of the verb is fair game)
-Professor Snape deprecated Draco's relationship with Zacharias Smith, saying that he deserved better than a Hufflepuff.
*sedulous: persevering (adjective)
-Harry continued to move his hand sedulously, almost mechanically, refusing to give up until Justin had reached orgasm.

Remember, you still have until tomorrow, Sunday the 26th, at 11:59PM CST to turn in the Week One challenge. THIS challenge is due Sunday, November 2nd, at 11:59PM CST.

EDITED by request to include sentences made with the required words.
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